New Christianity

"oh Jesus thou art but a cartoon in my twisted mind. For thou art warm
and fuzzy and didst not die on a cross for me; save one made of jelly
beans and candy canes. And even then you did not die for thou art but
a cartoon and we have removed honor, justice and truth from your cool
and holy name... Which is cool"

Hey there

My screens are on fire! (Not really...don't bother looking for flames or smoke

Check out that sunrise!